{"product_id":"i-would-commit-crimes-for-this-dog-tee-kingdom-collars","title":"I Would Commit Crimes For This Dog Tee | Kingdom Collars","description":"\u003cdl class=\"accordion\" data-state=\"open\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou already know. There's no dog owner on the planet who needs this explained to them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\"I Would Commit Crimes For This Dog\" is the kind of thing you think every single day — this tee just finally says it out loud. Bold distressed type, clean white on black, no frills, no fuss. Just the unfiltered truth about how you feel about your dog. DTG printed on premium Bella Canvas means the print is sharp, the fit is right, and it'll still be saying the same thing three years from now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWear it to the dog park, gift it to your most devoted dog person, or just grab one for yourself — because you've earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDTG printed distressed type — bold white lettering with a broken-in texture that gets better with every wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBella Canvas 3001 blank — incredibly soft, retail-ready unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTypographic statement design — no explanation required, no breed required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFive colorways — Black, Navy, Purple, Asphalt, and Berry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrinted on demand — made just for you, not sitting in a warehouse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank: Bella Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFabric: 4.2 oz\/yd² · 100% Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrint Method: Direct to Garment (DTG), full color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable Colors: Black, Navy, Purple, Asphalt, Berry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFit: Unisex retail fit — runs true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex retail fit. 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Any questions — we're always here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eALL SALES ARE FINAL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Each tee is made to order. 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